I head out with a few friends and my ladyfriend. After a couple/three hours of drinking and so forth, my ladyfriend and I head back to my apartment. Earlier in the night I had mentioned that (sneaky-sneaky) and as soon as we hit a main road, my ladyfriend has her seatbelt undone and my pants open. I'm trying to drive a stick-shift on icy roads and keeping a lookout for the 5-O, while on the business end of the greatest BJ of my life. We make it back to my apartment, I park in the underground garage, pry the ladyfriend off of me, go open her door for her (fuckin' A, I'm a gentleman) and manage to get her to the end of my car before she opens my pants and refuses to go any further until she's done with me. Not wanting to disappoint, I acquiesce. Not two minutes later, who pulls in to the spot next to me? The brand new lieutenant from my unit and one of his buddies (I'm in the military). He gets out of his car, looks over at me, looks at my ladyfriend and nods his head. I put my hands on my hips and say "Hey LT, what's shakin'?" His response? "As you were, [ThunderBunny], as you were." Followed by a thumbs up. He high-fived me at morning formation the next day.